I dunno, I’m not a neurologist. 😐
But I do know that if you lay down for a thirty minute nap, you will always wake up feeling totally unsatisfied and regretful of all your time spent lying face down half-naked with your butt in the air, dreaming of bold and cheesy Dorito warriors doing battle with soulless original flavor Lays chips in an eternal war of salty doom, ending only in obesity and heart failure for all third parties caught in the middle.
Perhaps Colonel Frito and the Rufflenecks will come crashing in on their flaming drop-bags to save the day.
Or we’ll all be eaten alive by Bugs.